Friday, June 19, 2026

The Downsides (Benefits) of being a Slug Trainer

 

Ok, so there may be a few downsides to training brain invading slugs to possess hot guys.

They may just end up places where they are not supposed to be.

Today was another one of our bi weekly Smash get togethers at my place with my 2 buds. Ben and Derek decided to one v one each other, so I left to the kitchen to go grab some snacks in the downtime. When I came back to the living room I was met with the sight of the two mindlessly making out with each other's mouth on the ground. The match still going on the TV, but no one was picking up the controllers. Ben was on top of Deerek, and the two were chest to chest sloppily going at each other. And on the ground next to them was a slightly ajar mason jar. It must've fallen down from the shelf and released the slugs, who as they've done many times over, immediately went for the nearest suitable targets.

Well, looks like Ben and Derek are going to be brainless vegetables for the next few days. But oh well, might as well make the most of the situation.

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The Downsides (Benefits) of being a Slug Trainer

  Ok, so there may be a few downsides to training brain invading slugs to possess hot guys. They may just end up places where they are not s...