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"Another sleepover again? You sure have been spending a lot of my time at my place recently. Why don't you just move in at this point?"
"It's just nice to hang here. What's wrong with that?"
It's true that over the past few weeks I have been staying over at my friend Ben's house more often. My house is another 20 minutes of walking away, so I've always hung out here after school before heading home for dinner, but there is also another reason for doing so...
"Hey Dad! I'm home!"
"Oh hey boys, welcome back. I was just finishing up the spread for tonight."
I have a massive crush on his dad. Ever since I walked into him in the shower when I was in middle school, I couldn't stop thinking about his absolutely massive ass. He lifts cement bags for a living, so it makes sense, but it's really just absurd. The problem was that he was totally straight. And married. And is my friend's dad. But that wasn't going to stop me that easily.
