(For visualization purposes, the Traveller is Aether)
"Night, Paimon."
"Good Night, Traveller."
Another long day of adventuring completed. Must've opened every chest on Lempo Isle at this point, and finally finished Aino's request for machine parts. I never want to see another mole or ferret again. Now I get to crash at the Flagship and take a nice day off tomorrow of laying about in my room. Normally, Varka would be loudly drinking at the bar into the early hours of the morning, but ever since the expedition ended, Varka has returned to Mondstadt to finish up the paperwork that comes with it.
It's been a few weeks now, so the guy must be going stir-crazy from being locked up in his office. Poor guy. But whatever, that's not my problem.
Unfortunately, Paimon has spread herself across the bed somehow, so I have to sleep at the room desk. It's not all bad, I've slept on worse. I set up myself on the chair and close my eyes.
The pillow on my head is actually so soft and comfortable. It feels like I'm drifting across the ocean on a big fluffy cloud. I really need to ask the bartender where he buys them, these would be so handy to have on the road. I continue to fall deeper and deeper until..
"Thowk, Thwak, Thwok"
Training dummies? Who set those up? I'm pretty sure there's not even any space for those outside my window. Oh well, I should go tell them to knock it off...
I lean back in my chair and yawn, stretching my arms in the air.
"Huuuraaaaahhh..."
...
"Wait what the fuck? This isn't my voice."
I open my eyes. staring back at me was a huge pair of pecs, covered in armor and a long coat. And holy, my arms and thighs are massive! Then I look down at my hands. Fingerless gloves? Don't I recognize these scars..
Am I in Grandmaster Varka's body?!
I check out my surroundings.
Bookshelves span across the entire wall, filled with tomes and various trinkets. A large stately desk, which I was resting my head against, had almost every inch of it covered in documents. Light shines through a large window behind my plush chair.
I look up at the ceiling.
Yep that's Noelle's sword stuck up there.
This is Varka's office.
I then notice an envelope stamped with Varka's seal. On it my name is written in nice fancy handwriting.
"To the Honorary Knight,
Hope this letter found you well. I'm writing to you to ask for a small favor from the Hero of Monstadt. As you know, I'm back in Monstadt to take care of the necessary paperwork from our successful expedition. Jean has locked me in my office until I finish the entire thing. The problem is that a sudden emergency requires me to return to Nod Krai prematurely. I know I know, quite the dilemma. So I consulted the fair ladies of the Hexenzirkel if there was anything that they could do, and they come up with this. It was all Alice's idea, and a brilliant one if I do say so myself. Just hang on tight while I finish my urgent mission. I've left a Dodocommunication Device in the bottom drawer so that we can keep in touch if need be.
Thanks in advance,
Varka
P.S. If possible, could you be so kind as to help out with some of my paperwork? I'm sure you can see that I'm absolutely swamped."
I look in the drawer mentioned in the letter. Sure enough there was a little red speaker shaped like an orb, with a little note with Varka's number and a smiley face on the side.
"Ugggghhh, that bum!"
I'm so pissed. This was going to be my day off too. Now I'm stuck babysitting his body, while he's probably getting stone faced drunk at 2 in the afternoon on the other side of Teyvat.
I sigh.
Well, there's nothing left to do but wait. How should I pass the time? Maybe I can get started with the paperwork? Nah, that would be rewarding him for skirting his duties. I've already read all the books AND interacted with every object in here several times earlier back when this was Jean's office..
Wait..
I look down at Varka's body.
There's still something in this office that I haven't inspected yet.
I strip out of Varka's chest armor. His pecs practically jump out from their restraints. I rub them, getting a feel for their weight. They truly are impressive, with a nice squish, but when I flex they almost feel like a second layer of plating. Despite being covered in scars, his skin remains nice and soft too. Crazy if you consider how long he's been out in the field.
I obviously can't stop here, and there's another question still on my mind. I take off his shoes and trousers. Greeting me are two sizable thighs that look like they could crush a boulder and what could be described as a massive slab of meat in the center. Despite wearing the biggest pair of underwear I think I've ever seen, his cock is still just barely peeking out from there, throbbing in anticipation.
I take off the restraints, and it flops out. It has a surprisingly graceful curve to it, which is a little undermined by its size, but still very elegant nonetheless. Touching it unleashes a very strong stimulation, taking me aback. Over this entire expedition he hasn't pleasured himself once? It's practically pulsating. I'll be sure to give it the treatment it deserves after a wait that long.
Another thought crosses my mind..
I get up, and flick my hand in a waving motion.
An interface pulls up, filled with various items that I've collected throughout my journey.
"Aww Yeah! Teyvat really does have its own rules."
I really didn't expect that to work, but I guess since it's still me, I can still access my Inventory. I quickly skim through the list, setting whatever looks interesting on the desk.
Some Whopperflower lube from Liyue, a custom Natlanese pocket pussy, a clockwork vibrator...
And a long range Akasha terminal. I had Nahida hook it up for me so that even if I'm away from Sumeru I can still access it. Technically the Akasha is shut down, but anything uploaded before then should still be available. I'm sure the Dendro Archon wouldn't mind.
I lay out the fruits of my harvest out on the table, smiling to myself.
"Fuck it. No work today!"
Sitting down, I clip the leaf shaped ...thing onto my ear, immediately linking me into the system.
"Alright! Let's see what's in here."
I scroll the archive while rubbing his cock up and down slowly.
"Hmmmm, this one looks interesting."
It's a video titled "Real Life Miss Hina gets absolutely RAVAGED by Tenryou commission soldiers" with a familiar looking face on the thumbnail.
Do I know this person? I've definitely seen these ears before.
Eh, best not to dwell on it.
I press on the side of the earpiece, and the video starts. Sounds of moans and the clapping of skin on skin fill my head. Ms. Hina has a really nice ass, and her little dick is swaying with each thrust is super cute. I try to time my pumps with each thrust , but I eventually give up on that endeavor, just going at it without abandon.
I stand up, facing the window down to the grounds bellow. The knights are diligently training, none the wiser that their Grandmaster is degeneratively masterbating up above. One quick glance and it's all over for me, but the risk only gets me off even more.
Ergh-. I could feel it coming up soon. The sound of Varka's moans are now audibly escaping my mouth as I speed up. There's practically nothing on my mind except continuing to pleasure myself. My breath is running haggard from the exertion.
With a final roar I reach my climax. White ropes of the Grandmaster's pent up seed are strewn all over the window. My cock begins to soften, seemingly content with its purpose fulfilled.
I sit back down in my chair, panting. I should clean it up before someone notices, but I also have the impulse to leave my mark on this room for the next person to find. The thought of someone uncovering Varka's "secret sessions" is stirring me up.
Just then the Dodocommunication Device starts ringing. "Dodo! Dodo! Dodoco!"
I pick up.
"Heaayyy Travellurr! I'm sure you got my note, riiiiight?"
It's the sound of my own voice, but with the slurred speach of a man who has had way too many Firewater Tonics.
"Of course Varka. I've been keeping good care of your body."
"Greeaatt! I've just about finished my urgent business up here, but ummm I think something new has come up again. Real dangerous stuff. Mind if you hold up the fort for a little while longer?"
I look down at myself, flexing my bicep and grinning. Varka's dick perks up at the mention and begins to harden, preparing itself for more.
"Sure. Take all the time you want. I know it must be hard doing the duties of a grandmaster"
"Glaad to hear it. Oh, whoops gotta go now. Talk to you later."
"Traveller there you are! Paimon thinks you've been acting strange all-"
The device cuts out.
Oh well. Looks like my vacation has just been extended. Now what to do next~
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