(Left to Right)
Will (Brother) -> Charlie (Uncle)
Matt (Cousin) -> Nick (Uncle)
Andrew (Cousin) -> Brian (Uncle)
By the nature of the ritual, its completely random who gets swapped with who. But there are some things that stay constant for sure. For example, my cousin Matt really enjoys being my big bro and Cousin Andrew's personal fucktoy for the day, no matter whose body they get. Last year when Matt got Andrew's body, that didn't stop them in the slightest. I'm pretty sure there isn't a single family video that year without Andrew's muffled moans and the sounds of fervent plapping the next room over.
Matt is just really cock hungry in general. Rumor has it that he has slept with at least half of his school's football team. Will and Andrew are totally straight though, but despite both getting girlfriends earlier this year, they don't seem to have any qualms about breeding their "brother" as Uncle Brian and Charlie. What happens on Boy' Night stays in Boy's Night, and it's not gay if it's not in their own bodies, right?
"Nick", it's your first time being used right? Your ass is so tight "bro". We gotta teach you a thing or two."
I do feel bad for Uncle Nick tomorrow though. Speaking from personal experience, anyone who does swap with Matt ends up not able to sit for at least a week afterward.
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